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my super sweet sixteen

i know i’ve blogged about my hatred for the super sweet sixteen before but last night, at the wedding I was attending, in the other hall, there was a live action super sweet sixteen. it was a sad, sad day in my life. sad on many levels.

we crashed the party to see what was happening. there were super fake boobs from the parents and i think i saw a guido or two, but i can’t confirm nor deny. ok, the party had an oxygen part, dudes with DG belts and versace blazers. the music was terrible and barely existent when you could hear it. they needed clowns on stilts and rapper to really make it super, but the fake hotel theme they went with was super non classy. they had mannequins and taxidermied dogs as accent pieces wearing betsyville and other ugly-fashion trends. it really hurt me that this exists. the 16 year old girl looked like amy wino but in white and not chasing the white rabbit.

it really makes me sad and angry that the world is falling apart, from the economy to the ecology to the environment to the world wide hunger and these parents and their i am the best person ever and have more mafia money to spend do things like this.

how about giving back to the world that you are stealing from or just donate it to charity or adopt a kid or whatever. i mean, do something.

i’m a capitalist, i want to buy the stuff i want, but that was out of freaking control.

rant over, happy birthday you spoiled unhappy 16 year old soon to be wino-wannabe

Turkey

vajayjay

i love cameos on law and order and shit… the vajayjay doc is on now.

L&O/HIMYM

It’s like crack, addictive by nature, you know what’s going to happen, yet you take it anyway, and it just leaves you annoyed at the end that people are either that stupid. i’ve been barney in an episode where he played a creepy cannibal who stored women’s calves in an ice box in a bodega. today, ted made a cameo (word up) but i haven’t seen robin, marshall or lily? have you seen them in L&O?

dude — JAMES ECKHOUSE

is on CSI (repeat) but awesomeness and the father from that steve urkel show (same guy from die hard, the one who chatted with bruce on the radio)

nick fury

oh samuel… what’s up with lost and how about I’m from barcelona being played on HIMY Mommy twice MONDAY!

why do i only blog about lost and HIMYM

when shows like oprah have cheating adulteress celebrities (barbara walters), bluedudes who drank silver to cure his disease and some doctor from Oz. why not talk about girls who look like boys from american idol (or is it the reverse), why not blog about blogging or how green is the new pink/trendy.

i can go on but i wont. nite

Ya know who my favorite character on tv is?

the dude/chick who on law and order says guilty or not guilty. that dude/chick rules

How I Met Your Mother

And I laughed like so much last night. Barney’s new Bro was perfect. Speaking of tramp stamps, my neighbor’s son has one.

hey golby, HIMYM was off the charts

Way canadian, but way awesome and barney… did what? damn. dimmy better catch up when he comes back!

i’m effing ben

this is soooooo much better than i’m effing matt damon!

mclovin’ & huey lewis (sans the news) made cameos!

Prison Break

It seems like every monday i blog about Prison Break, but it’s for good reason. This one was awesome, not as gut-wrenching as last week, but nonetheless, it was brilliant and kept me happy and thoroughly entertained.

if you noticed the verizon commericial early in the episde, you may have see the dude in the commercial was at the tick tock diner in clifton. that ruled!

why NJ? no idea, but it was badass. except i dont think he was actually at the diner on the inside.

did you watch?

the HOFF

oh shizzle, did you watch Knight Rider? The world is now a better place, A+++++++++++++Michael Knight rules. i always wanted to be him and drive that car and now i’m happy that is on tele. a beautiful girlfriend and a hot car, it’s just like my lifeand we have the same namewhat did you think of it?