College Nicknames

We’ve done this before, but we need to start again. So, let’s go. Post the nicknames and their first name if you want.

The Wall
The Partition
The Baffle
Hurry to Go Nowhere
Shut Up and Drive
The Lunchpimp
Baby Calf
The President
The Crackhead
Reconstructed Anus Girl / Suzie the Slut / Titanium O Ring

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13 Responses to “College Nicknames”


  1. 1 allen

    I didnt goto college with you, but wasn’t there Talking Deaf Girl????

  2. 2 ed

    Here are some:

    all the variations of Seriously Gay Dennis
    the Dude Who Sucks
    The Tall Dude Who Sucks
    The Chick Who Looks Foreign But Isn’t
    Sgt Barns
    Sgt Elias
    Fun Bags (the chick who worked at chilli’s with keith)
    Midtown Mike!
    The Late Night Chick
    Stamp
    Stomp
    4th Floor Whore
    Weeble Wooble (my original RA)

    I’m sure there are more…

  3. 3 ed

    also, Hurry to go Nowhere had two other names, The Nerd and Jerry Seinfeld

  4. 4 ed

    Chappy
    Wetcrotch
    Wax Ass

    One of my favorite post college nicknames that we didn’t come up with:

    Poorest White Guy in America

  5. 5 ed

    OH SHIT!

    Wet Pussy!

  6. 6 mike

    Suck it
    Butter Face
    Butter Larynx
    Butter Head
    LBT
    FBT
    UBT
    Exo Skeleton
    Stretch Face
    Paul Weeeber Weber
    Hi, I\\\’m Josh Josh
    Hi, I\\\’m Pat Pat
    Uncle Fester
    Rasta
    2DSP
    Stump
    Sarf
    Bram
    Jess Wetcrotch
    Bizzzzzombs
    Bieth
    Crazy Chris
    Fighter Pilot
    Fat Brad
    The Borg (even though it was their bowling team\’s name)

  7. 7 David

    Spanish Royalty!

  8. 8 jay ru

    how about robyn phil up ma nutz

    good one on the exoskelaton

    i spent an hour in traffic thinking of ones but they are mostly already here.

  9. 9 Tim G

    Goldfan

  10. 10 mike

    we talked about some more this weekend…

    The Bounce Bounce Crew
    Rival Schools
    Rival Schools Rivals
    Vulture Man
    Big Nose Baldy

  11. 11 mike

    Like John never said Matty Matty Matty

  12. 12 Ed

    Fish Face
    Dum Dum
    Mud Mud
    Cranium
    Crazy Diana
    Sleepy Diana
    British Chick
    Most Annoying Couple Ever
    Chinese Pigmie

  13. 13 mike

    forgot Ski Pole

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