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i’m leaving a few short hours to go see the home of the pope and the mafia. i’ll miss america and my friends and family during this important holiday season, but italy’s going to be effing sweet.

i’ll take lots of pictures and all that good stuff. if i see gypsies and they try to steal my wallet, i’ll kick them in the balls and say break yourself fool, mclovin’ style!

McLOVVVVVING!!

peace out-bean sprouts. i’ll check email when possible and all that.

arrrivaderrceezz!